Horoscopes

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19 Get in touch with your value system.  Barney said, “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family.”  I think that the general consensus is that… Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19 Be proud of your accomplishments.  If you have sat through any Jennifer Aniston movie and the thought of tying a noose doesn’t cross your mind, you are… Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: US AUTO WORKER FOUND SOBER AFTER LUNCH

Detroit, Mich-A US auto worker was found standing at his work station stone cold sober at 2 PM on Wednesday.  The forty-six year old man, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “I’m still… Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: COSBY KID UPDATES, WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Ever wonder what happened to the loveable television family, The Huxtables, from the late 1980’s and early 1990’s?  Home Cooked News caught up with the children of Cliff and Clair to find out… Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Your Weekly Horoscopes *June 25th – July 2nd* Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19 Go out of your way to do nice things, like mow your neighbors lawn.  They might return the favor,… Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: STELLA LOSES HER GROOVE AGAIN

BREAKING NEWS: STELLA LOSES HER GROOVE AGAIN! In a twist that no one could foresee, the aging African American woman known as Stella from the film, “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”, has… Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes – Happy Fathers Day!!

Your Weekly Horoscopes *June 17th – June 24th* Happy Fathers Day Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19 You can’t always get what you want.  Mick Jagger said that, and he was right.  YOU… Continue reading

Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan Found Asleep in her Hotel Room

Reports that Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital after being found unconscious in her Marina Del Ray hotel room were deemed erroneous, as it was determined she was just taking a nap. The director of “Liz and… Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: FOREPLAY IS OFFICIALLY REPLACED BY “50 SHADES OF GREY”

There was dancing in the streets and tears of joy shed as men rejoiced in the announcement that bedroom foreplay has now been officially replaced by the bestselling romance trilogy, “50 Shades of… Continue reading